I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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