Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
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I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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