Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
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The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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