I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
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i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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