I need help removing her.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
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I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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