sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
I'm jealous of your bromance
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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