So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
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Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
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My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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