dude i'm inner monologue high
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
you would pick up someone in the library
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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