i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
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Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
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Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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