there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
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i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
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I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
i think im in europe. pls send help