That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
I love having hate sex.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
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Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
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I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...