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Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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