escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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