just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
