Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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