Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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