She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
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I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
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Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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