i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
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