ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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