So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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