brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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