He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
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i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
If I die, sorry about rent.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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