the day after is always just damage control
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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