Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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