so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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