I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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