I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
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