Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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