You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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