Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
Out of ice. Vodka+club soda+cut up lime popscicle=I'm an alcoholic genius.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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