Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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