afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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