just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Drunk
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Fucaerrrrr
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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