farters have to be the big spoon...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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