This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
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