I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I'm sobbing to NWA
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
