So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
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My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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