i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
You're like the curious george of whores
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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