I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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