having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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