I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
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Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
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Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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