I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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