Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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