More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
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is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
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I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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