I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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