okay pat passed out under dana's car
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
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No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
My bed smells like the plague
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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