Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
I'm really into asian looking animals
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
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