Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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