It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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