weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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