you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
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Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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