why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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