And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
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So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
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In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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