I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
All the doctor said was why
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