WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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