then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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