So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Someone shattered a urinal.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
is that a dick in a sweater?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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