Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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