i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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